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How To Train Your Dragon 2: A Summary

  • Hiccup:

    look im doing voiceovers again

  • Snoutlout:

    i am going to tap that sWEET ruffnut ass

  • Ruffnut:

    no

  • Fishlegs:

    i, too, am interested in the ass tapping of which you speak

  • Ruffnut:

    no

  • Tuffnut:

    what the hell is going on

  • Astrid:

    I'm going to win a contest

  • Astrid:

    HEY Hiccup look i won this contest

  • Hiccup:

    HEY astrid look i found an island

  • Astrid:

    yeah cool whatever so what the fuck is up with you and your dad

  • Hiccup:

    pSSSHSHHH HE WANTS ME TO BECOME CHIEF ISN'T THAT GAY

  • Astrid:

    oh my gods!!!

  • Hiccup:

    shut up don't bring religion into this

  • Astrid:

    oh

  • Hiccup:

    hey look there's smoke over there let's check it out

  • Astrid:

    k

  • Astrid:

    oh fUCK my dragon got captured by some asshole

  • Eret:

    YES. THAT IS ME. I AM THE ASSHOLE.

  • Hiccup:

    okay that's cool but i have a sword made out of fire

  • Eret:

    ew I'm going to kill you for the glory of my master, EXPOSITION EXPOSITION EXPOSITION EXPOSITION

  • Hiccup:

    lol i didn't listen to any of that bye

  • Hiccup:

    dad this guy is building a dragon army

  • Stoick:

    ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... whatever

  • HIccup:

    he calls himself drago or something dumb like that idk idk idk

  • Stoick:

    SHIT WE MUST GO INTO HIDING

  • Hiccup:

    what that's stupid I'm going to go talk to him

  • Astrid:

    hiccup this plan is bad

  • Hiccup:

    yeah but you came with

  • Astrid:

    good point

  • Eret:

    what the fuck are you doing on my ship

  • Hiccup:

    hey look at my cool fire sword again it uses dragon science wanna become a dragon rider

  • Eret:

    um

  • Stoick:

    HICCUP DON'T DO THE THING

  • Hiccup:

    DAD C'MON

  • Ruffnut:

    hey look at how hot this asshole is

  • Eret:

    WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE ON MY SHIP

  • Hiccup:

    i'm leaving this is stupid

  • Astrid:

    me too

  • Stoick:

    no

  • Astrid:

    goddamnit

  • Hiccup:

    hey look a new dragon ride--OH SHIT

  • Valka:

    I am Valka

  • Hiccup:

    i can see that

  • Valka:

    I am thE DRAGON QUEEN

  • Hiccup:

    i can see that

  • Valka:

    I aM GOD

  • Hiccup:

    i can see that

  • Valka:

    I AM YOUR MOTHER

  • Hiccup:

    i can se--wait what

  • Valka:

    lol look at all these dragons i'm so cool wanna live with me

  • Hiccup:

    sure but what about your husband

  • Valka:

    HUSBAND?

  • Stoick:

    WIFE?

  • Valka:

    HUBBAN?

  • Stoick:

    LET'S SING A SONG TO EXPRESS OUR LOVE

  • Valka:

    SURE

  • meanwhile....

  • Astrid:

    this is gay let's go find drago

  • Astrid:

    *kidnaps Eret*

  • Eret:

    UFCK

  • Astrid:

    okay cool we got to the camp now wh--

  • Drago:

    MURDER THEM ALL

  • Astrid:

    DAMNIT

  • Eret:

    aaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHoh wait this dragon saved my life goddamn

  • Drago:

    DESTROY THE DRAGON RIDERS

  • Valka:

    fucK look at this ARMY i am VERY ANGRY

  • Stoick:

    calm down it's cool we got this

  • Hiccup:

    hey drago i like what you got going on here it's pretty cool and stuff but what about being a drAGON RIDER HUH? sounds great amirite

  • Drago:

    no i'm going to kill the alpha and replace him with a new alpha

  • Hiccup:

    wtf

  • Valka:

    it's cool i got this

  • *new alpha kills old alpha*

  • Valka:

    nvm i don't got this

  • Drago:

    toothless, kill hiccup

  • Hiccup:

    what

  • Toothless:

    k

  • Hiccup:

    aAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TOOTHLESS NO

  • Stoick:

    aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SON NO

  • Stoick:

    *dies*

  • Hiccup:

    FUCK

  • Toothless:

    FUCK

  • Valka:

    FUCK

  • Astrid:

    FUCK

  • Eret:

    i still have no idea what's going on

  • Drago:

    k i'm gonna take over your town now bye

  • Gobber:

    we should have a funeral

  • Gobber:

    blah blah blah GREAT CHIEF blah blah blah NORSE MYTHOLOGY

  • Hiccup:

    shut up don't bring religion into this *fires arrow*

  • Gobber:

    oh

  • Everyone:

    *fires arrow*

  • Astrid:

    now what

  • Hiccup:

    idk how about baby dragons

  • Hiccup:

    DRAGO I AM HERE TO TAKE MY TOWN BACK

  • Drago:

    umm??? but i have your dragon????

  • Hiccup:

    not anymore bITCH

  • Drago:

    SHIT

  • Toothless:

    I AM THE ALPHA

  • Drago:

    no

  • Toothless:

    I AM THE ALPHA

  • Drago:

    fuck no

  • Toothless:

    I AM THE ALPHA

  • Bewilderbeast:

    yeah he's the alpha

  • Drago:

    SHIT

  • Hiccup:

    wtf Toothless? discount godzilla

  • Toothless:

    shut up i'm saving the day

  • Hiccup:

    oh

  • Astrid:

    hiccup i'm so proud of you

  • Hiccup:

    thanks girlfriend

  • Valka:

    hiccup i'm so proud of you

  • Hiccup:

    thanks mom

  • Valka:

    your dad would be proud of you too

  • Hiccup:

    thanks dead dad

  • Eret:

    i still have no idea what's going on

  • Hiccup:

    here take my dad's dragon

  • Eret:

    oh sweet

  • Astrid:

    let's have another contest

  • Hiccup:

    wtf is it with you and contests jesus chrsit I'm gonna win this time even though i'm the chief and shouldn't be in the contests anymore

  • Astrid:

    oh

  • Hiccup:

    hey look another voiceover

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